See, stories like this is why I track you. Not because I have a slight addiction with stalking. By the way, blue looks good on you.

Ha ha ha.....loved it! That was entertaining to a T. Xander has himself a new prank buddy LOL; Geek Boy better watch his back *evil grin*

Never watched House MD before, but I think I might start after reading this...

Thanks, needed the dose of comedy, my prognosis wasn't looking too good there.

"what to do when you suspect your favorite hooker is a vampire…”
Priceless!
The only other line that even comes close is-
“ColonelCarter, I believe this man is James Bond.” in "Xander and ...Yet Another Demon" by DianeCastle

Wow! This is a really great story! Everyone is in character, especially House and Angel. I know the story has ended, but is it too much to ask for more?

Wow, that last line of Houses' just made this story amazing instead of great. I don't tend to read things Angel-centered, but I figured I'd give this a shot because I love House, so glad I did!

Oh my, this was seriously funny!!! I honestly laughed out loud a couple of times - it was just that hilarious! Your House and his snark was completely spot on and I really enjoyed your Angel, Faith and Xander as well. Everyone was perfectly in character and I couldn't wait to read the next chapter - I was intrigued throughout the whole thing.

Anyway, thanks for writing this - it was a very enjoyable story!!

very funny! I thought Xander's "voice" was spot on, especially!

Haha, the entire premise of the story was great, but ending it with House's new recreational activity was brilliant :)

This story had me in stitches. I couldn't help thinking all the way through that it would have made an amazing episode of House. Now that's something I'd pay real money to see. Well done, awesome story, beautifully characterised and well written.

♥Impressive♥.

Good story. I liked it.

Awesome story. The snark is epic, and spot on. I always figured House and Xander could play of each other. I hope you do another like this.

“So not only are you guys the supernatural Men in Black, but you’re Van Helsing and friends?” House asked, eyebrow raised.

“It’s a living,” Xander said easily.

“Not a very good one, by the looks of it,” House pointed out wryly. “What happened to your eye?”

“Red Ryder BB gun,” Xander quipped. “What happened to your leg?”

“I poked a badger with a spoon,” House responded seriously.

“Ornery critters, badgers,” Xander observed sagely.

“Are these two making anyone else nervous?” Wilson asked, receiving nods from several heads around the room.

House smirked. “Xander, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

"The earth is doomed," Wilson and Angel groaned in near-perfect unison.


This exchange is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. Hell, this whole STORY is brilliant. Absolutely pitch-perfect House, Wilson, and Ducklings, and Faith was dead on too. Oh, yeah, Deadboy was good, too, I guess. (Gotta admit, Angel isn't my favorite character in Buffy. He got better in his own series, but Spike was still cooler.) Absolutely great story!

A ***GREAT*** story!

Thank you.

Hilarious! And you are utterly evil!