We heard him, we heard him.
William the Bloody, proud member of the Scourge of Europe, killer of two Slayers, over a century of death and destruction joyously done by that vampire, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Me, I think that during all that time, there had to have been, at the very least, one or two occasions when fate or karma or destiny gleefully dropped a metaphorical banana peel into Spike’s path. As presented here.
Fair warning to all Spike fans: Go back to slobbering over your autographed photo of James Marsters, because you won’t care for any of this. I intend to get….nasty.
There was actually a reason why Spike never played any kind of board games with the Scoobies during his time spent in Buffy’s basement.
Games >
Other Genre •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [963] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [4] • Hits [1,856] • Published [12 Aug 09] • Updated [12 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Spike learns there are consequences of someone’s steady diet.
Literature >
Childrens/Teen >
Winnie the Pooh •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [782] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [3] • Hits [1,114] • Published [13 Aug 09] • Updated [13 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Before he’d become a vampire, the Englishman had never paid all that much attention to the constant maternal pronouncements about never mixing with the lower classes. Spike now understood his mother had really known what she’d been talking about.
Comics >
Comic Strips •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,042] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [3] • Hits [865] • Published [14 Aug 09] • Updated [14 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Spike was always willing to tolerate cats as pets. Along with gerbils, turtles, goldfish, iguanas, parakeets, boa constrictors, and even tadpoles. But after what happened in that alley, not a certain species. Ever.
Comics >
Comic Strips •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,499] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [1,351] • Published [15 Aug 09] • Updated [15 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Among Spike’s pet hates are late 60’s psychedelic pop culture, Dusty Springfield, and crushed velvet suits. This is why.
Movies >
Austin Powers •
Manchester • FR18 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,026] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [4] • Hits [1,164] • Published [16 Aug 09] • Updated [16 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Welcome to Sparky’s world, Spike.
Comics >
Comic Strips •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,867] •
Recs [3] •
Reviews [5] • Hits [1,255] • Published [17 Aug 09] • Updated [17 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
“Bloody amateurs,” was Spike’s opinion of it all, well after.
Literature >
Crime >
Author: Agatha Christie •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [365] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [1,176] • Published [18 Aug 09] • Updated [18 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
During the hunt for the Golden Tickets, Spike (formerly known as William the Bloody) had stalked into his crypt, slammed shut the door after himself, and refused to come out until it was all over.
Literature >
Childrens/Teen •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [2,925] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [1] • Hits [1,217] • Published [19 Aug 09] • Updated [19 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Nothing ever seems to change Spike’s opinion that it’s all about him, not even after an experience just after World War II.
Movies >
Godzilla •
Manchester • FR15 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,551] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [1,251] • Published [20 Aug 09] • Updated [20 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
Spike really shouldn’t have dissed the shirt.
Marvel Universe >
Punisher, The •
Manchester • FR15 •
Chapters [1] • Words [577] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [7] • Hits [2,278] • Published [21 Aug 09] • Updated [21 Aug 09] • Completed [Yes]
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