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Buff Barbarians and Perky Parthenians. by DaveTurner

Buff Barbarians and Perky Parthenians.

A shopping trip to the mall to buy clothes for Dawn ends up with both Faith and Dawn standing naked on a barren hillside.

Cast into a world of Buff Barbarians and Perky Parthenians, over-blown evil wizards and over-muscled heroes. Faith and Dawn use a mixture of extreme violence, larceny and exotic dancing to literally carve out a life for themselves.

How will our heroines fair? Will this strange world of the past survive? Will they ever become queens in their own right and wear crowns on troubled brows? All these questions and many more will hopefully be answered before Faith the Buff Barbarian and Dawn the Perky Parthenian finally ride into the sunset.

Cue Epic Music!
Xover with the movie ‘Conan the Destroyer’. A trip to a department store to buy clothes for Dawn turns into a quest of epic proportions. Dawn and Faith are transported into an age of adventure. Cue epic music!
Only the author can add chapters to this story Movies > Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer • (Recent Donor)DaveTurner • FR15 • Chapters [10] • Words [29,921] • Recs [4] • Reviews [97] • Hits [15,055] • Published [4 Sep 09] • Updated [22 Sep 09] • Completed [Yes]
A short adventure for Faith the Buff Barbarian and Dawn the Perky Parthenian Dancer. Vampires and exotic dancing just don’t mix! Non-song song fic based on the ‘Hollies’ song ‘Stop all the Dancing’.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Miscellaneous > Music • (Recent Donor)DaveTurner • FR15 • Chapters [1] • Words [2,679] • Recs [1] • Reviews [11] • Hits [1,175] • Published [24 Jan 10] • Updated [24 Jan 10] • Completed [Yes]
‘Conan the Barbarian’ xover; Faith and Dawn continue to hack, slash and ‘exotic’ dance their way across the world. This time they must rescue the Mayor of Haafi’s daughter from the evil Settees! Cue heroic music!
Only the author can add chapters to this story Movies > Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer • (Recent Donor)DaveTurner • FR15 • Chapters [13] • Words [36,315] • Recs [1] • Reviews [59] • Hits [8,809] • Published [25 Jan 10] • Updated [19 Feb 10] • Completed [Yes]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail xover. Once again Faith and Dawn use a mixture of extreme violence and exotic dancing as they quest for an Enchanted Palace and a Sleeping Prince; who needs a knackered old cup anyway?
Only the author can add chapters to this story Movies > Holy Grail, The • (Recent Donor)DaveTurner • FR15 • Chapters [10] • Words [26,326] • Recs [1] • Reviews [38] • Hits [4,969] • Published [12 Sep 10] • Updated [1 Oct 10] • Completed [Yes]
Xover -'Red Sonja'. The final exploits of Faith the Buff Barbarian and Dawn the Perky Parthenian Dancer. An apparently evil queen, an undead evil wizard and a really annoying brat prince. All these lead Faith and Dawn to their just reward.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Movies > Red Sonja • (Recent Donor)DaveTurner • FR15 • Chapters [11] • Words [32,154] • Recs [0] • Reviews [41] • Hits [5,733] • Published [5 Apr 10] • Updated [24 Apr 10] • Completed [Yes]