Xander Harris visits various realities and other dimensions for the right kind of people to join his organization in fighting the good fight against the creatures of the night.
Chuckling at the thought of Giles reading the above, Xander instead decided to vent his spleen by fully expressing his displeasure about his current locality.
Anita Blake >
Xander-Centered •
Manchester • FR18 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,840] •
Recs [4] •
Reviews [29] • Hits [7,777] • Published [13 Apr 10] • Updated [13 Apr 10] • Completed [Yes]
The first, scary horror. The second, thrilling adventure. The third, toxic waste sludge. The fourth, various animal fertilizer products.
Movies >
Aliens •
Manchester • FR15 •
Chapters [6] • Words [11,419] •
Recs [7] •
Reviews [40] • Hits [19,020] • Published [25 Apr 10] • Updated [30 Apr 10] • Completed [Yes]
“Say, Xan,” said Dawn, showing him the DVD box that had been last night’s popcorn movie, “Why don’t you recruit them? You have to admit, they’re survivors, and they’d be a real asset to the Council, if you can talk these people into coming back with you."
Movies >
Zombieland •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,226] •
Recs [2] •
Reviews [8] • Hits [4,988] • Published [4 Sep 10] • Updated [4 Sep 10] • Completed [Yes]
Mumbling out loud to himself, Xander read from the file: “Multiple counts of assault, torture, theft, fraud, blackmail, and vandalism with a field hockey stick. All before she grew out of her braces. Yep, she’ll do fine.”
Movies >
St. Trinian's films •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [2,131] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [8] • Hits [4,860] • Published [6 Jan 11] • Updated [6 Jan 11] • Completed [Yes]
An “I Want YOU For The New Council!” story. In various realities, Xander offers a last-minute second chance for diverse individuals, using the same proposal every time.
Movies >
Multiple Movies •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [3] • Words [6,241] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [20] • Hits [11,395] • Published [26 Jan 11] • Updated [2 Feb 11] • Completed [Yes]
Another “I Want YOU For The New Council!” story. Xander had to wait for the last day of April in order to have any chance of completing his latest recruiting attempt.
Miscellaneous >
Myths & Legends •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [813] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [3,091] • Published [30 Apr 11] • Updated [30 Apr 11] • Completed [Yes]
Another entry in the “I Want YOU For The New Council!” series. The whole town of Amity Island turns out to see something truly unbelievable in the harbor…
Movies >
Jaws •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,314] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [9] • Hits [2,698] • Published [27 Oct 11] • Updated [27 Oct 11] • Completed [Yes]
“Don’t wanna! Don’t WANNA! DON’T WANNA!” was Xander Harris’ calm and mature response immediately after being informed of exactly which dimension he had to visit next.
Twilight >
Xander - Centered •
Manchester • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,510] •
Recs [2] •
Reviews [17] • Hits [5,230] • Published [6 Dec 11] • Updated [6 Dec 11] • Completed [Yes]
Wrapped in a straitjacket, chained at the ankles, all while stuck in a hellhole of a mental ward -- Xander Harris is not in any kind of a good mood. And then, a girl comes along…
Movies >
Other-SciFi/Fantasy •
Manchester • FR18 •
Chapters [6] • Words [10,097] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [28] • Hits [13,081] • Published [3 Nov 12] • Updated [11 Dec 12] • Completed [No]
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