What happens when the Promised One and Chosen One collide? Complete and utter chaos, of course!
It was spring break time, and the Jenkins-McClay School for Gifted Girls was buzzing with girls running every which way. Halfway across Detroit, a lone figure sat at a bar, tryin’ not to think about the happy go lucky kids.
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KoohiiCafe • FR15 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,352] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [3] • Hits [638] • Published [28 Aug 11] • Updated [28 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
What happens when Buffy loses a bet to Ash? Why, she treats him to front row wrestling tickets, of course!
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KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,049] • Recs [0] • Reviews [0] • Hits [574] • Published [4 Aug 11] • Updated [4 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
“So did you and Faith ever-” Ash cut off with a little wiggle of his eyebrows, the innuendo clear on his face of what he was asking. Buffy rolled her eyes in response.
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KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [575] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [664] • Published [1 Sep 11] • Updated [1 Sep 11] • Completed [Yes]
No piece of stinkin’ technology was going to get the best of Ash Williams.
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KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,069] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [1] • Hits [558] • Published [23 Aug 11] • Updated [23 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
There are some things you just can’t rush. One of those things is getting rid of a runaway Deadite hand inside your pants.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR15 •
Chapters [1] • Words [2,328] •
Recs [1] •
Reviews [5] • Hits [597] • Published [28 Jul 11] • Updated [28 Jul 11] • Completed [Yes]
Ash was determined to get Buffy to call him ‘king’ at least once.
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KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [421] • Recs [0] • Reviews [0] • Hits [562] • Published [13 Aug 11] • Updated [13 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
It was an age old debate; cabin or tent?
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [700] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [1] • Hits [517] • Published [8 Aug 11] • Updated [8 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
Ashley J. Williams has a secret, a dark terrible secret he guards with his very life. Too bad he can’t keep a secret from his girlfriend to SAVE his life.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [980] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [672] • Published [21 Aug 11] • Updated [21 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
Buffy thinks it makes him look like Luke Skywalker. Dawn’s convinced he’ll look like a Michael Jackson wannabe.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [631] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [625] • Published [26 Aug 11] • Updated [26 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
Ash and Faith trade stories, laughs, and life comments over their beers.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [964] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [2] • Hits [491] • Published [28 Jul 11] • Updated [28 Jul 11] • Completed [Yes]
Buffy tried to warn him; Buffy Birthdays were never good. Ash was determined to change that, though, no matter what it took.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,202] • Recs [0] • Reviews [0] • Hits [541] • Published [10 Aug 11] • Updated [10 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
12.
Cher
Buffy has issues with her husband’s nickname for their daughter.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR7 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,905] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [4] • Hits [888] • Published [18 Aug 11] • Updated [18 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
When their daughter is banned from her ice skating class, Buffy and Ash demand to know why.
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Evil Dead •
KoohiiCafe • FR13 •
Chapters [1] • Words [1,287] • Recs [0] •
Reviews [10] • Hits [1,221] • Published [23 Aug 11] • Updated [23 Aug 11] • Completed [Yes]
