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The Adventures of John Winchester and Illyria by ZanneS

So, you see, there was this Demon-God...a God-King if you will. It was a tough guy...er, it...who pretty much ran things in this part of the world before these pesky little things called humans got all uppity and forced their way into dominance. By this time, the poor Demon-God...let's call it Illyria...was defeated in battle and stored away in the big otherworldly ziploc for Baddies called the Deeper Well.

The place just wasn't happenin'. No one to talk to, things got kind of dull. Knowing in advance what a snooze fest it would be, Illyria arranged to have itself reborn...remade...whatever...kind of like Steve Austin in The Six Million Dollar Man. But instead of a bionic eye and other cool gadgets, what did Illyria get? A second-hand fixer-upper by the name of Fred. Illyria went to work, all do-it-yourself minded, and restructured Fred into a suitable living space for a one-time Demon-God - with a new coat of blue paint and some red leather upholstery, it had a nice place to crash.

Fred's associates didn't view it quite so kindly. They did what they could to evict Illyria, but found that they were stuck with her. Everything's peachy keen now, right?

Nah...these new associates of Illyria's, they liked to stir things up, cause trouble. They decided to take on the biggest, baddest gang in town and got their collective asses kicked. Illyria, being the indestructible, immortal awesome bit of work she was, found a place to crash in Hell to wait things out till her pass out of dimensional detention showed up.

This is where John comes in. Heard of him? John Winchester - nice guy, family man, used to be a Marine. Had a pretty wife named Mary and two sons who would grow up to be the hottest things on two legs...or four, I guess.

But ya know? Just when things are going well, a Demon (not Illyria, cause...please, it's got better things to do) shows up and barbecues his wife on the ceiling, traumatizing the tot-lets and making him go on a crusade to kill every damn evil thing he could find.

Of course, being the family-oriented type of guy he is, he doesn't just foist the kid and the useless baby...let's call these two Dean and Sam...off on relatives. Oh, no! He trains them to be bad-ass monster killers just like their awesome Daddy.

Let's face it. Kids can be brats. They want to run off, do their own thing. So little useless Sammy grows up tall as a sequoia and runs off to Stanford - loser - leaving Daddy and Dean behind to fight the good fight.

Well, a lot of stuff happens - John gets lost, Dean seeks Sam to seek Dad and it's like a big game of Battleship with all the coordinates, but none of the cute sailor hats. These three, being the Trinity of Coolness they are, find not only each other, but the Demon (again, not Illyria) who started it all and a way to kill it. Awesome, right? Let's go get some beer!

OK, not so awesome. The Demon kicks their collective asses (notice a theme?) and manages to run them over with a huge honkin' semi, crushing their poor little Metallicar into a modern art sculpture. The semi also manages to crush poor Dean, who is about to give up the ghost - literally - and wend his way to the Pearly Gates to say hi to Mom when John offers the Demon the deal of a lifetime - his lifetime, to be exact.

Yep, John trades not only his life and soul, but the only weapon that can kill the Demon for Dean's life. Nice Dad, huh?

So John's in Hell where Illyria's renting a room....

I'll bet you can't guess what happens next.
A look at what drew Illyria to John. (vague mention of torture)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR15 • Chapters [1] • Words [942] • Recs [5] • Reviews [2] • Hits [2,087] • Published [26 Apr 07] • Updated [26 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
John Winchester and Illyria meet up in Hell, Lucifer wants Illyria gone because she's annoying him, so he hooks up John and Illyria and returns them to the mortal plane. It's like a buddy cop movie gone wrong. Some nudity and bad language.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [7] • Words [21,585] • Recs [12] • Reviews [19] • Hits [16,678] • Published [19 Feb 07] • Updated [19 Feb 07] • Completed [Yes]
Ellen meets Illyria. She's not impressed. (bad language)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR13 • Chapters [1] • Words [5,311] • Recs [1] • Reviews [5] • Hits [3,653] • Published [10 Jun 07] • Updated [10 Jun 07] • Completed [Yes]
John needs to get laid, but his irritating blue shadow is making things difficult. (bad language/reference to sexual situations)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR15 • Chapters [1] • Words [4,576] • Recs [0] • Reviews [3] • Hits [2,406] • Published [16 Apr 07] • Updated [16 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
Bobby's take on John and Illyria's partnership.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR13 • Chapters [1] • Words [2,719] • Recs [1] • Reviews [2] • Hits [2,078] • Published [15 Apr 07] • Updated [15 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
John finally begins to realize that Illyria is a female type creature he's going to be stuck with. He's not pleased with the realization. (bad language/sexual situations/masturbation)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [863] • Recs [3] • Reviews [3] • Hits [2,051] • Published [26 Apr 07] • Updated [26 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
John and Illyria spend Christmas with Sam and Dean. Illyria doesn't have the idea down quite yet.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR7 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,945] • Recs [1] • Reviews [9] • Hits [2,571] • Published [12 Mar 07] • Updated [12 Mar 07] • Completed [Yes]
The breakdown of the last physical barrier between John and Illyria comes at a high cost. Language, nudity, and sexual situations.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,396] • Recs [1] • Reviews [5] • Hits [2,432] • Published [21 Feb 07] • Updated [21 Feb 07] • Completed [Yes]
A look at how the events of "Home is Only a Heartbeat Away" affected John, and Sam offers his opinion. (bad language, reference to sexual situations)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR13 • Chapters [1] • Words [946] • Recs [1] • Reviews [4] • Hits [1,703] • Published [2 Apr 07] • Updated [2 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
John Winchester's random thoughts on Illyria.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR13 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,247] • Recs [1] • Reviews [2] • Hits [1,639] • Published [7 Apr 07] • Updated [7 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
Crossover Comedy Sexuality Story 11. Pants
Just one of those unacknowledged power-struggles every couple has. John Winchester/Illyria Interlude. Sexual situations.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,282] • Recs [1] • Reviews [9] • Hits [2,037] • Published [1 Mar 07] • Updated [1 Mar 07] • Completed [Yes]
How does a couple pass the time when they're stuck in the snow for nearly two years? John Winchester/Illyria interlude. Sexual situations and strong language.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [3,192] • Recs [1] • Reviews [6] • Hits [1,943] • Published [5 Mar 07] • Updated [5 Mar 07] • Completed [Yes]
Possibly the most important discussion a couple should have. John/Illyria interlude. Sexual Situations (porn, but with a purpose!).
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR21 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,353] • Recs [1] • Reviews [7] • Hits [1,769] • Published [6 Mar 07] • Updated [6 Mar 07] • Completed [Yes]
John Winchester and Illyria finally have to deal with the Demon that destroyed his family. Will they be able to save John's descendants from the Demon's wrath? (bad language/sexual situations - Takes place after the BDM.)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [10] • Words [17,593] • Recs [4] • Reviews [36] • Hits [13,799] • Published [20 Mar 07] • Updated [6 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
A look at the latter part of Illyria's pregnancy - technically set in the Firefly 'verse, though no characters make an appearance. (bad language/sexual situations)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [3,627] • Recs [2] • Reviews [8] • Hits [2,335] • Published [7 Apr 07] • Updated [7 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
John and Illyria finally name the baby. (bad language/sexual situations)
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR18 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,412] • Recs [1] • Reviews [5] • Hits [1,934] • Published [8 Apr 07] • Updated [8 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
A look at John and Illyria's child in the first eight months of life.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR7 • Chapters [1] • Words [939] • Recs [1] • Reviews [6] • Hits [1,958] • Published [8 Apr 07] • Updated [8 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]
Anz'a meets her half-brothers and they offer hints of the future.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR7 • Chapters [1] • Words [1,860] • Recs [1] • Reviews [3] • Hits [1,796] • Published [13 May 07] • Updated [13 May 07] • Completed [Yes]
Even eternity comes to an end.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Fred/Illyria-Centered • ZanneS • FR7 • Chapters [1] • Words [799] • Recs [3] • Reviews [8] • Hits [1,986] • Published [27 Apr 07] • Updated [27 Apr 07] • Completed [Yes]