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Summary: Not the most original title, but it'll do for now. Any FFAs that aren't part of the other stories. Just in: Satsu/Hajime Ichinose (Gatchaman Crowds)

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(Moderator)JoeHundredaireFR184261,801635188,54824 Aug 0624 Aug 13Yes

A Surprisingly Non-Sexual Interlude

Title: A Surprisingly Non-Sexual Interlude
Author: JoeHundredaire (
Rating: R/FR18.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling is the owner of the Potterverse, and all the related little spawn running around Hogwarts (and Hogwarts itself). Never quite figured out who owns the Buffyverse, but I know for a fact that it's not me. Let's just go with 'not mine' and leave it as that.
Summary: Now they know to keep Luna away from muggle music...
Joe's Note: 9AM, Mountain Dew-fueled cracktastic masterpiece. But not a femmeslashtastical one, alas.

'That's word because you know,
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Break it down!
Stop! Hammer time!'

     "Stop! Hammer time!"

     Buffy blinked at the sight in front of her, and then turned to glare at her sister. "You let her near MTV again, didn't you?"

     Holding up her hands, Dawn retreated until she was safely out of Buffy's reach. "How was I supposed to know it was going to be a 90s music video marathon? I figured it'd be an easy way to teach her what our world is like." Buffy's glare intensified. "Okay, maybe I shouldn't have just turned on the TV and left her there."

     "Gee, ya think?"

     Luna looked down at the garish, blue and bronze striped parachute pants she was wearing. "You mean muggles don't wear these anymore? Pity. They're quite fetching."

     "God no. Those pants were out like, a decade ago. And I swear if those ever make a comeback, I'll let some demon suck the world into hell." Buffy shuddered and turned back to Luna before wincing. "Can you take those things off? They're just so… horrible. Like, I feel an urge to slay them sort of horrible."

     Luna shrugged and pulled her wand out from behind her ear, flicking it down at her lower half. The parachute pants abruptly disappeared, leaving her in a very tiny pair of black panties with 'Eat Me' printed in white. Gahh. Someone had been shopping with Faith lately.

     Wincing, Buffy quickly averted her gaze from the pantless witch slash Slayer. And then tried to avoid thinking about how she knew Faith had a pair like that. "Err… a bit too literal, Luna."

     Luna giggled softly. "Well you told me to take them off…"

     "I didn't mean in here!" Luna flicked her wand again and the pants returned, drawing another wince from Buffy. Talk about no-win.

     "Perhaps then next time you should be more specific?"
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