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Summary: In which lots of people die. Includes the return of Ron "Son of Zod" Weasley!

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Harry Potter > General > Humor(Moderator)JoeHundredaireFR1347600216,55026 Aug 0625 Oct 06Yes

Harry Dies Again!

Title: Harry Dies Again!
Author: JoeHundredaire (
Rating: FR13.
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling is the dictator of all things Harry Potter.
Joe's Note: Note to self: no more rum and Mt. Dew and Paul and reading the forums. Dedicated to feynstrom.

     Albus Dumbledore groaned and rubbed his temples. "Please repeat that to me again so I can be sure I heard you correctly," he said. "Harry has been EATEN?"

     Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley looked at each other before nodding. "We were out in Muggle London because Harry wanted to try out his animagus form without having to worry about anyone seeing," Ginny recounted. "Fudge would love a new reason to try and arrest Harry. So he turned into a pigeon and was flying around... until a pelican ate him."

     "A pelican ate him," Dumbledore repeated slowly. "The Boy-Who-Lived is dead because a pelican ate him."

     "Yes, sir."

     Groaning again, Dumbledore let his head drop to thump against the top of his desk. "Who knew that Sibyll could actually be right for once? 'A pelican will spell the end of the Chosen One'..."


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