Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy or Captain Planet.
(lack of sleep, and stress from work= an insane fanfiction writer)
further note: I'm setting this up for anyone to add a chapter to it.
They stood inside The Initiative facility.
“Giles?” Buffy asked.
“Are you sure this will work?”
Giles sighed and rubbed his glasses. “The woman came highly recommended by several contacts.”
Xander shrugged. “She did have the tweed and tea quality.”
“Giles?” Willow asked. “Why did we bring Anya?
“….” Anya started to say as Xander covered her mouth.
“Thank you.” Giles said with a sigh. “We are trying to be quiet after all.” Then he took out a bag and a book.
“Now then. I want each of you to take a ring.”
Xander blinked. “Um… don’t we need a third guy to even out the numbers?”
Giles sighed again. “I know I’m going to regret this. But why?”
“For the marriage ceremony?”
Giles shook his head. “That’s not what this is about.” Then he passed the bag around. “Now then, put the rings on, hold them up in the air, and read the words off the paper.”
Xander blinked and opened his mouth.
“Don’t even think about it.”
“Fine take away the fun.”
Anya read the paper. “Oh dear.”
“Just read the lines.”
Buffy shrugged and pointed her ring. “Strength.”
Willow spoke up. “Magic.”
Giles pointed. “Brains.”
Anya pointed, then blinked. “Lust?”
Xander rolled his eyes at her then pointed his ring. “Heart.”
All five then blinked as a final word was added to the paper
“Go Slayer?” They said in unison
Five beams of light shot out and a woman popped out of nowhere.
She hopped into Giles arms and kissed him. “Where have you been all my life?” Then she bounded off down the hallway toward Adam.
“Giles?” Buffy asked. “Giles?”
He stood there with a silly grin on his face. “Yes Xander?”
“Buffy? What was that for?” Giles yelled from the floor.
“Don’t call me Xander!”
Far away, Gaia rolled around on the floor laughing.