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Summary: ON HOLD!!!BTVS/HP. Hermione is doing a report on Slayers. She wants to interview Buffy. Need I say more?

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Harry Potter > Multiple PairingsMishaFR1852,4690119,2086 Oct 0619 Dec 06No

Chapter Five

Disclaimer: I own nothing. From now on refer to chapter one for disclaimer!

A.N. I am through with finals!! So I'll try to get chapters out quicker. I can't promise anything though. I have received some requests for a sequel for one of my other stories so I may try to do that. Never fear I will not give up this one. I want to finish it before next semester. Chapters will still be short. I'm hopeless that way.

Only a week until Christmas! I am so excited. I am a very big kid so Christmas is like one of my very favorite holidays. Plus I asked for HP and GoF for my GameCube.

Again review! And tell me what you want and I will see if I can put it in the story, Oh, I should mention I don't really do sex scenes.

Chapter Five

Hermione rose her wand hand only to find her wand missing. She growled and flung herself towards Willow, who was grinning and waving the wand in the air. Willow merrily waved her left hand, for her right was holding the wand, and Hermione was frozen in mid-fling.

"You shouldn't have messed with her, Hermione," said Luna standing and giggling still. "She is very powerful and you should really stop trying to get yourself killed. Turning she saw the expressions on the Scoobies faces.

"She wants to die?" asked Xander.

"Well not so much die as be wounded so Ron will come to his senses and marry her instead of Lavender. See they were engaged but he suddenly broke it off two months ago then married Lavender. She hasn't quite gotten over it, at least she has moved on from the must kill Ron attitude."

Buffy looked sadly at her for a moment but saw the look in her eyes. Buffy nodded at Willow so Willow put her on the couch rather quickly so she bounced. When she noticed Buffy looking at her she shrugged.

"While I feel bad for her I am still mad at her for calling me weak," explained Willow. "By the way how did you remove my silencing spell without your wand?"

"I can cast a few spells wandless. It just takes a lot of energy to do so."

"May I use your bathroom?" asked Luna out of the blue.

"Error....yes?" replied Buffy.

"Thanks....where is it?"

"I'll show you," said Dawn smiling at her and getting up letting Luna follow her.

"Is she always like this?" asked Xander.

"Yes, she is eccentric but make no mistake she is powerful and smart. She wasn't put in Ravenclaw for nothing," said Hermione.

"Ravenclaw?" asked Willow and Giles. Buffy and Xander looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

"Hogwarts was divided into four houses, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, and Gryffindor. Ravenclaw is known for it's smarts, Hufflepuff for it's loyalty, Gryffindor for it's bravery, and Slytherin for it's slyness."

"Why did you decide to do your thesis on Slayers?" asked Giles.

"A lot of the information is mostly guess work and I was wanting to get the truth to write my thesis," explained Hermione.

"What kind of information do they have on us?" asked Buffy bemused.

"Well for one about the America being the place most Slayers come from. I have researched and there are a few English witches who became Slayers who were then killed by the council. Also most of the information that is true was destroyed. The only information that was left is in the Ministry of Magic and it is hardly readable. I was hoping that your Watcher knew more information," explained Hermione looking hopeful.

The End?

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