The Obligatory head-slap romance

The Obligatory head-slap romance

 

 

Buffy sat alone and dejected in her chair at The Bronze. She couldn’t believe that she had been so taken in by Parker. Suddenly, she sat upright in shock and slapped herself in the head.

 

“Of course, it’s obvious. I love Xander.”

 

Meanwhile.

 

Xander lay sprawled across his bed. Anya had just stormed out and he was depressed. Rolling his eyes he smacked himself in the head.

 

“How could I be so blind? She’s always been there for me. Of course, I love Willow.”

 

Meanwhile.

 

Willow wiped the tears from her eyes as the movie credits rolled. She could never understand why the end of ‘Die Hard’ always effected her so much. Then it hit her. Her Eyes widened expressively as the palm of her hand met the middle of her forehead.

 

“Why didn’t I see it before? I love Allen Rickman.”

 

Meanwhile.

 

Giles, Expecting no new appocolie sat himself in his favorite chair with his favorite book, prepared for a relaxing night at home. With surprising speed, he raised his hand and slapped himself in the forehead.

 

“Bloody mosquitoes.”