The Bounty Hunter
Setting: Post-The Zeppo. Pre-Star War Movies.
Summary: Willow casts a spell that backfires, sending Xander to a galaxy far far away. Warning bloodshed and sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own Xander or the Star Wars Universe, except for a few OCs and alien creatures.
AN: Some characters are OOC in this story.
Buffy watched as her best guy friend Xander was sucked into a black looking hole.
Buffy, Faith, Giles, Oz, and Angel looked over at the red headed witch.
"Um, Wills, what happened," Buffy asked as she and the others walked further into the library.
Willow started to rings her hands in worry, "I don't know. I was simply trying to change Amy back from a rat, but I don't know what I did to make Xander disappear."
Giles sighed and took off his glasses to rub the bridge of his nose, "Willow, I told you to wait until I got back from helping Buffy and Faith."
"I thought that I could do it this time," Willow said as unshed tears appeared in her eyes.
"That's just it you didn't think," Giles said as he walked up to the table and grabbed the book Willow had been reading from, "just go home, while I try to get Xander back."
Willow grabbed her backpack and ran out of the doors, Oz was about to follow but was stopped by Faith.
"I'll go after Red, you still need to be bandaged up," Faith said as she turned around and followed after Willow.
Buffy walked up to Giles, "Do you think that you can bring Xander back?"
Giles sighed and looked up from the book to Buffy, "I don't know as of yet Buffy, the best thing for every one would to be to go home and some sleep for tonight."
"Okay," Buffy nodded and went over to see if Angel needed help bandaging Oz's leg, after that was done all three left.
Faith didn't know what was going on but she had a bad feeling about what happened to Boy-toy. She had just seen Willow enter her house, and so went on her way to her room at Jeeves house.
Xander was having the day from hell, first he had gone to the library to talk to Giles, only to see Willow working some mojo, which she probably wasn't supposed to do, second he was sucked into a black hole looking thing, only to come out the other side and have a lot of guns pointed at him.
"HEY, when do I get fed," Xander yelled at the guard.
The 'T' visored head turned and looked at him, "In a few minutes."
"Just great," Xander muttered as he slumped down against the wall.
"I have food for the prisoner," a melodies voice said.
Xander looked through the bars and saw a girl around his age come into the room. The girl wore an elegant dress of blood red velvet, or something like that, that swept the ground as she walked.
"Thank you Mango Jett, I'll give it to him," the guard said as he took the tray full of whatever, and slid it under the electrified bars. The girl left after the guard took the tray from her.
Xander looked at the food. "Oh geez, thanks mister," Xander said sarcastically.
The guard looked at the boy, "I could take it back."
"Yeah, and draw back a bloody stub," Xander muttered darkly as he grabbed the tray an noticed something, "what no forks?"
The guard muttered something that Xander didn't understand.
Xander ignored the guard and started eating with his fingers, after he was done he pushed the tray away and sat back against the wall and fell asleep.
One Week Later
Xander was bored, and a bored Xander was of the bad. It had been a week since he was put in the cell, with Mr. 'T' as his guard.
"So Mr. T what's the zany adventure for today," Xander asked as he came in but was followed by a few more men, and Xander had one thing to say to that, "Oh shit."
When the bars disappeared two men, including Mr. T, came in and grabbed Xander by the arms and was hauled out of the cell, out of the room and down the corridor.
"Hey, we're off to see the Wonderful Wizard of Oz," Xander said as he tried getting his feet under him.
"Does this one ever be quite," the guy on my left asked Mr. T.
"Shut up or I will be forced to do something that you wouldn't like boy."
Xander looked up at the guy, "Are you trying to scare me, because if you are, you're not succeeding at all."
The guy didn't say anything else as they came to a door that lead to the outside, from what Xander could make out.
The door opened and the men threw him out.
Xander grunted as he hit the ground and rolled, he turned and watched as the door slid shut and was locked.
"Fuckers," Xander muttered as he started to get up. When he was up he started to look around and noticed more men in armor in a room surrounding three people, a man, woman and girl, the same girl that he saw his first day in the cell.
Xander went still at the sound coming from behind him, he slowly turned and watched as a mutant reject cousin of the gorilla came lumbering out of the woods, now he understood that he wasn't outside, he was in some kind of arena. He watched as the creature sniffed the air and growled at him, "Oh fuck."