Prelude to Hot Lesbian Sex
by P.H. Wise
a Joe-approved drabble
Disclaimer: I don’t own Smallville. I don’t own Rocky Horror. Claire Kent belongs to Joe Hundredaire, and is from his story 'And Then There Were Two.' I promised him she’d be back before midnight (or before 2:00 AM, if lesbian sex was involved).
The rain thundered down behind them; their car had broken down not far away from this mansion, and they’d come here in search of a usable phone. Standing in the doorway of the mansion, Chloe and Claire now stared dumbfounded at the sight before them: a *manly* transvestite in skimpy lingerie was prancing proudly about, singing with an almost absurd degree of confidence about being a ‘sweet transvestite.’ Nearby, a large number of gender-ambiguous types watched with great interest.
Chloe smirked, and Claire glanced at her crosswise.
"Say it," Claire said.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," Chloe deadpanned.