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Summary: (Buffy/Tara) A young chaos mage has come to Sunnydale, and thought it would be fun to rent some movies at the local video store. With his destructive magic at work, Buffy and the Scoobs must face cinema’s greatest movie monsters.

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Multiple Crossings > Buffy-CenteredBlondeGeminiFR18511,8821113,24718 Oct 0614 Nov 06No


Movie Monster Mash
By Blonde Gemini: The Crossover Queens

Rating: R
Disclaimer: We own nothing, Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy owns all that is Buffy, Wes Craven and New Line owns all that is Freddy, Sean S. Cunningham and Paramount Pictures owns all that is Friday the 13th, Marcus Nispel and New Line own all that is Texas Chainsaw, Ronny Yu and Universal Pictures owns all that is Bride of Chucky, Rodman Flender and New Line all that is Idle Hands, Stephen Herek and New Line own all that is Critters, Mark Jones and Trimark own all that is Leprechaun, and Stephen King owns all that is IT. We’re making squat from this, and the only compensation we’re getting is the fun of making these characters do what we want them to do. The site who post this isn’t getting anything either.
Distribution: Whoever wants it can post it, just tell us where it‘s going.
Feedback: We‘d love it, but only if it‘s constructive or complimentary. If not, piss off.
Crossover With: Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday The 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bride Of Chucky, Idle Hands, Leprechaun, Critters, and IT.
Spoilers: Set in season 6 of Buffy, and as long as you know the basics of the above monster in each film, you‘ll be fine.
Author's Notes: Faith never went bad, she killed Finch, but the Scoobies were able to help her through it. With Faith‘s help during the fight with Glory, Buffy didn‘t have to sacrifice herself, thus did not need to be resurrected, thus did not go through a bad time, thus did not sleep with Spike. Joyce did die (sorry), but Giles never left. Willow did erase Tara‘s memory, so they broke up, but then Buffy and Tara got together and have been a couple for months. The 3 geeks are not causing any trouble.
Pairing: Buffy/Tara
Summary: A young chaos mage has come to Sunnydale, and thought it would be fun to rent some movies at the local video stores. With his destructive magic at work, Buffy and the Scoobs must face cinema’s greatest villains, such as Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Chucky and Tiffany, and Pennywise The Clown.


The bell rang above the door to Sunnydale Video as a stocky, raven-haired teen strolled into the store. The female clerk checked out this slightly intimidating young man, with his dark brown eyes, chubby-yet-handsome features, black goatee and mustache that matched his hair, and his long black leather coat.

‘Dude looks like a teenage Damien,’ thought the clerk, ‘Kinda cute though. If he was just a year or two older…’

The Damien look-a-like proceeded straight to the horror section, slowly wandering up and down the aisle, choosing carefully from the extensive collection of scary films. When he was done, he came up to the counter with a large stack of DVDs in his arms.

“Whoa,” the clerk exclaimed, sorting though the movies with a smirk, “Nightmare On Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bride Of Chucky, IT… aren‘t we in a bit of a blood and gore mood.”

“You could say that… Becca,” the dark teen said, glancing at her nametag.

“You sure you‘re old enough to be renting these?,” asked Becca.

“Of course I am, I‘m 17.”

“Sorry, but I’m going to have to ask for some ID.”

“No problem,” the teen said, taking the wallet from his back pocket, pulling out his drivers license, and handing it to the girl.

“OK, then,” Becca said, seeing that he was indeed 17, “Cool name, Duskivar Ra-”

“Please, just call me Dusk,” Dusk interrupted.

“OK. That‘ll be… $27.65,” she said, after entering the films into the register.

Taking his money, Becca put all the movies into a bag and handed it to him, “They‘re due back next week.”

“Thanks, cutie,” Dusk said, winking at her before turning and making his way out the store.

“Enjoy your movies,” Becca called out behind him.

“Not half as much as some friends of mine will enjoy them, I‘m sure,” Dusk said to himself as he made his way down the street.

To Be Continued…
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