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So Easy...

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This story is No. 1 in the series "Contemplating the Gecko". You may wish to read the series introduction first.

Summary: Ficlet series. Those Car Insurance Commercials with the Cavemen, the Gecko, the Squirrels, the Mother and the Announcer. Now with Links

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Miscellaneous > Commercials(Current Donor)ShieldageFR751,299084,27331 Oct 0625 Dec 06Yes

When You Need Help Saying The Words

BtVs/Angel by M.E. and Whedon, Characters and slogans created by Geico Insurance owned by Geico Insurance.

Hey, I respect the actual announcer guy from the movies. The announcer seen below is purely fictional and of a lower quality then the real one :)



Dawn Summers is a real person, not an actor. So to help her out we hired that announcer guy from the movies.

"So we were just driving happily along, when out of nowhere this, uh, moose, begins to attack our car."

"RAMPAGING MOOSE STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF AN INNOCENT YOUTH."

"Glass just flew everywhere and it was horrible, but with my trusty taser and the help of a friend I was able to, uh, scare it away."

"SELF DEFENSE. IT'S WORTH IT."

"A quick phone call later and we were driving safely again in no time... When you've been kidnapped as many times as I have, it pays to know the value of good insurance."

"REPEATED ABDUCTEE SPEAKS OUT. FILM AT 11."

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