Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize. Joss owns 'Buffy; and I don;t know who the hell owns Veronica Mars.
BTW: Crossover w/ Veronica Mars. Kendall Casablancas is the lady screaming.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Came the groan from Xander as he woke up. This was absolutely the last time he would over do it with the JD. He sank back into the pillow, and turned his head. His actions resulted in an empty vodka bottle falling to the floor with a 'thud'.
"OH MY GOD!" A shriek came from a bundle of sheets that Xander now realized was on top of a person.
"Lady! Don't scream!" Xander barked, cluthing his head.
The woman got up and began to spaz. "I feel so violated! I cheated on my husband! Ok well not so much violated, but more on the cheating part. But God himself knows I only married Casablancas for his money!Thank you God, that I didn't sign a prenup, or that I have his number!" The woman continued to rant.
Xander by this time had gotten a good look at his bed partner. "Cordy?" He asked. That couldn't be right. Cordelia was dead. He should know, he was at her funeral.
"What?!" The woman stopped mid-rant.
Xander sighed. "Hey, look no offense or anything, but, who are you?"
The woman raised an eyebrow. For not being Cordy, she sure as hell acted ALOT like her!
"HOW DARE YOU!!"