Darth Vader strode through the cemetery. A vampire pounced on him from behind a gravestone. The light-sabre swung and the vampire was dust. The crypt’s secret door was plainly visible to one wise in the ways of the Force. Vader entered.
“Who the hell are you?” Darla demanded. Vader ignored her.
“Answer me, you helmeted son of a bitch,” Darla snarled. She tried to seize him and was decapitated in an instant. Vader strode on through the tunnels unopposed.
The Master’s giant bodyguard challenged him. “Who are you?”
Vader retracted the light-sabre blade. “Luke,” he declared, “I am your father.”- - - - -
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