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Summary: Labyrinth / HP Sarah wasnt unchanged when she defeated Jareth, now she has to learn to live with the consequences. Luckily, there is this school in Scotland that can help...

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Harry Potter > Non-BtVS/AtS Stories > Crossover: Labyrinth(Past Donor)chaoseternusFR133132,05024340,07926 Nov 0612 Apr 09No

Chapter 12: Ding Dong…

Chapter 12: Ding Dong…

My Father is dead.

I should be sad, I should be crying, I should be proclaiming an insane desire to have bloody vengeance on whichever son of a bitch was stupid enough to kill him.

I should be going to some deep, dark corner of the world to find some dark wizard willing to teach me spells so dark they make the unforgivable look mildly unpleasant.

I certainly shouldn’t be dancing through the corridors singing ‘ding dong, the witch is dead’

I certainly shouldn’t be having the best time of my life just watching the reactions of the other students as I run past them laughing like a maniac…

Though I have to say the expressions on the terrible trio’s faces will keep me laughing for a decade or two…

Fathers dead.

Ding dong the BITCH is dead.

Maybe I should send Voldemort a thank you card.

There’s a thought…

A PINK thank you card, covered with flowers and fluffy bunnies and all things… ‘nice’

Oh, I am so evil.


“Did Malfoy just giggle?” Ron asked, aghast.

“Yes, he did,” Harry replied, a disturbed expression on his face.

“That is just… not right”

There was a grunt of agreement from beside the apparently comatose Hermoine, and Ron glanced up to see Goyle nodding agreement.

“See, even Goyle is agreeing with me, and that has to be a sign of the impending apocalypse” Ron continued.

There was a second grunt, then a disturbed moan from the four as Malfoy burst out singing again, something about sending the Dark Lord a fluffy bunny as a thank you.

“That’s just disturbing,” Harry commented.

“I think I’m going to have nightmares for a month”


Mediation, meditation, meditation…

Oh yes, and katas by the dozen. I don’t know who this Scotsman is, but he certainly knows how to swing a sword.

Erm, let me rephrase that, he’s an accomplished….

Losing proposition I suppose, since ‘sword’ became synonymous with something other then a metallic bladed object.

Still, the point stands, he may have been brought in to teach me mediation and to balance myself, but he is using his skills as a swordsman to do that, sticking to what he knows I suppose.

It’s working though, I certainly am more centred then I used to be, more controlled and that is showing through in my attempts to use my powers. Sure, I still do not have perfect control, not by a long shot but unintentional use of my powers; slips in control are occurring a lot less frequently.

I am also learning how to fight with a sword myself, as well as a few martial arts forms, big bonus there.

As far as shifting into my animagus form goes, well I am getting there. I managed a complete transformation once, but that was heavily aided, I need to learn to do it on my own.

Jareth paid me a visit last night too, then left in rather a huff after he spotted the other Jareth, my owl. The fact that I had found an owl that just happened to look like him in his other form was bad enough but to find I had named my owl Jareth as well… well, he really didn’t like the implication that I was keeping him as a pet.

Always funny to see a full grown man in a full-blown huff, though I suspect my giggling at his reaction just made his temper worse…

Still, I am progressing, just not, to my mind, fast enough.
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