Just Another Word for Rooster
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. This amuses me to no end.
"It's just another word for 'rooster', Buffy, I don't see what the big deal-- OW! That one hurt!"
"What is going on here?" General Hammond thundered. Seven Slayers, three Marines, and one carpenter looked up at him with wide eyes.
"Nothing, General, um, sir," One of the Marines said. "We're just having a little bit of an international culinary discussion."
Xander held up a bottle of a red condiment for Hammond's inspection. "See, the girls here had never seen sriracha sauce before, it's like tabasco but a thousand times hotter, and the best brand has a picture of a, well, male chicken, so the Marines were telling me it's called 'Hot Co- OW!"
"I didn't hit you!" Buffy groused.
"Then why does my shin now say 'Manolo Blahnik'?" Xander asked.