Disclaimer: Drusillia & Spike belong to Joss Whedon, Count von Count to Norman Stiles and their respective corporate masters. Official 100 word drabble type thing. I had a friend count them. Repeatedly.
"Vat is vrong, little one?"
"It's the stars!"
"Vat is vrong with ze stars?"
"I've named all the stars, but I've given them all the same name, and now I don't know which one is which!"
The Count pondered this problem for a brief moment.
"In zat case, little one, ve shall have to number zem instead: Star number vun. Star number two. Star number three..."
"Brilliant! Spike, come and help us number the stars!"
"Won't you two give it a rest already? I'm trying to watch the football," came the terse reply. "I don't know: one nutter, two nutters..."