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Summary: Maybe Angel will think before...Song fic, SLASH implied only.

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Spike-CenteredLLNFR1318273172,33815 Jan 0715 Jan 07Yes
Title: Before He Cheats
Author: LLN
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Disclaimer: Joss owns them. Don't own 'Before He Cheats' Carrie Underwood does.
Summary: Songfic


Spike sat at the bar listening to the demons sing. Why Lorne reopened this club, he really didn't know. Who really wants to hear a Feryal demon sing 'IF Shania Was Mine.'

He sighed and looked around the club. He saw Angel sitting in the corner cuddling with Buffy to his disgust, then watched as Angel lead her to the dance floor. Not because he was still in love with the Slayer, he wasn't. That relationship hadn't been good for either of them, mostly because he wasn't Angel. The Whelp had been right about that. No, what disgusted him was the fact that Angel was already in a relationship and had been for the last six months. Angel had seduced the White Knight into his bed and Spike could never figure out how he did it. It started when Xander had returned from Africa. Xander had spent a six months looking for Slayers and had been almost killed by the last one he had found.

What really made Spike angry was the fact that Angel had taken advantage of the boy's emotional state. The fact that Spike considered Xander to be one of *his* humans had nothing to do with it.

Spike sighed, ' And who do I think I'm fooling...' he wondered to himself.

Looking around the club he saw most of the Scoobies and the Fang Gang, *that* had been and interesting meeting. Spike had thought they were going to lose when they had gone up against BlackThorn. Seeing Xander Harris appear holding his favorite battle-axe with an army of Slayers at his back, well Spike had never been so happy to see anyone as he had Harris.

Spike downed another shot of his drink when he heard the music to the next song come on then he heard...

~ Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky...~

Spike at those words couldn't help looking over at the dance floor where Angel and Buffy were dancing as she ran her hands down Angel's back, then they walked back to their table hand in hand. A waiter put their drinks on the table. Buffy pick up a pink looking drink with an umbrella in it.

~Right now, he's probably buying her a fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...~

'That was true enough Slayer got wasted one a single beer,' thought Spike as he took another shot and thought that the voice singing sounded familiar by didn't bother looking on the stage. He then saw Angel and Buffy at the pool tables.

~Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo, and he don't know...~

'Huh, it's like they know Angel so well,' Spike thought with a snort.

~ That I dug my key into the side of his pride and joy, a pretty little four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all four tires...~

This was sung in a very vicious tone, so much, so that Spike looked up from his drink to the stage...Xander Harris stood there dressed in black leather from head to toe singing.

'So, he knows...' thought Spike, 'and he sound mad.'

~Right now, she's probably saying " I'm drunk" and he's thinking that he's going to get lucky. ~

Spike saw the look on his Grandsire's face when he saw Xander on stage. He had the look of some one being hunted, Spike could almost smell Angel's fear. Buffy just looked confused as to why Xander was on stage.

~Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...I might save a little trouble for the next one...Cause you know that the next time he cheats...~

On stage Xander glared at Angel hard before delivering the next line.

~You know it won't be on me!
Oh, no...not on me...~

Then Xander looked over at Spike and winked at him.

~Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all four tires...~

Spike laughed at the look of horror that crossed Angel's face when realize hit him.

~Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...Cause it won't be on me!~

Angel garbed Buffy's hand and almost dragged her out of the club. Xander left the stage and walked over to Spike. He sat down on the stool next to him and smiled a truly happy smile. It something that Spike hadn't seen in a long time but was glad to see return.

"Buy me a drink?" Xander asked him. Spike nodded and motion for the bartender.

It was then, even over the noise in the club that Spike and Xander heard...

"MY CAR!!!"

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