*JackO'Writer* is online.

*UnicornFan* is online.

JackO'Writer: Hey! How are ya?

UnicornFan: Great. Just got back from the movies. What are you doing up?

JackO'Writer: Can't sleep. Having trouble writing a scene.

UnicornFan: Oh? Care to talk about it? Perhaps I'll learn something about scriptwriting.

JackO'Writer: I shouldn't. It's supposed to be secret.

UnicornFan: Don't worry. I won't say or write a word.

JackO'Writer: Okay. I'm writing the first hour of the next season of 24.

UnicornFan: Ooh! That's the nickname. I thought it was a Halloween ref.

JackO'Writer: Nah. Anyhow, we're going to have Jack captured by a bunch of terrorists and cuffed to a chair.

UnicornFan: Sounds normal for him. Not chained to a wall?

JackO'Writer: Kinky. Anyhow, I need to find a way for him to escape, and not a dumb way like somebody dropping the keys in his lap.

UnicornFan: He can't just break the cuffs? I^H Sorry.

JackO'Writer: He's strong, but he's no comicbook character.

UnicornFan: Let me think.

*UnicornFan* is Away From Keyboard.

*JackO'Writer* gets some coffee.

JackO'Writer: You still there?

JackO'Writer: I think I'll be heading to bed. Work on it in the morning.

*UnicornFan* has returned.

UnicornFan: Hey--why don't you have Jack use his teeth?

JackO'Writer: To open the cuffs?

UnicornFan: No, silly. To bite one of the guards to death and get the key.

JackO'Writer: That's sick. That might work. And He'd get a kick out of that. He was in _The Lost Boys_, you know.

UnicornFan: I forgot that. That was that vampire film.

JackO'Writer: Yeah. How did you come up with that idea?

UnicornFan: Just logic, I guess.

JackO'Writer: I'll get to work. Thanks.

UnicornFan: You think I can get some advice on scriptwriting?

*JackO'Writer* rolls his eyes.

UnicornFan: You don't have to be mean.

JackO'Writer: Sorry. Everybody wants to be a scriptwriter here. I'll see what I can do.

UnicornFan: Thanks.

*JackO'Writer* has disconnected.

*UnicornFan* has disconnected.

"Well, I might finally get a better career than Cordelia got. Harmony Kendall, executive producer. I think I'll celebrate with some blood pudding."