*JackO'Writer* is online.
*UnicornFan* is online.
JackO'Writer: Hey! How are ya?
UnicornFan: Great. Just got back from the movies. What are you doing up?
JackO'Writer: Can't sleep. Having trouble writing a scene.
UnicornFan: Oh? Care to talk about it? Perhaps I'll learn something about scriptwriting.
JackO'Writer: I shouldn't. It's supposed to be secret.
UnicornFan: Don't worry. I won't say or write a word.
JackO'Writer: Okay. I'm writing the first hour of the next season of 24.
UnicornFan: Ooh! That's the nickname. I thought it was a Halloween ref.
JackO'Writer: Nah. Anyhow, we're going to have Jack captured by a bunch of terrorists and cuffed to a chair.
UnicornFan: Sounds normal for him. Not chained to a wall?
JackO'Writer: Kinky. Anyhow, I need to find a way for him to escape, and not a dumb way like somebody dropping the keys in his lap.
UnicornFan: He can't just break the cuffs? I^H Sorry.
JackO'Writer: He's strong, but he's no comicbook character.
UnicornFan: Let me think.
*UnicornFan* is Away From Keyboard.
*JackO'Writer* gets some coffee.
JackO'Writer: You still there?
JackO'Writer: I think I'll be heading to bed. Work on it in the morning.
*UnicornFan* has returned.
UnicornFan: Hey--why don't you have Jack use his teeth?
JackO'Writer: To open the cuffs?
UnicornFan: No, silly. To bite one of the guards to death and get the key.
JackO'Writer: That's sick. That might work. And He'd get a kick out of that. He was in _The Lost Boys_, you know.
UnicornFan: I forgot that. That was that vampire film.
JackO'Writer: Yeah. How did you come up with that idea?
UnicornFan: Just logic, I guess.
JackO'Writer: I'll get to work. Thanks.
UnicornFan: You think I can get some advice on scriptwriting?
*JackO'Writer* rolls his eyes.
UnicornFan: You don't have to be mean.
JackO'Writer: Sorry. Everybody wants to be a scriptwriter here. I'll see what I can do.
*JackO'Writer* has disconnected.
*UnicornFan* has disconnected.
"Well, I might finally get a better career than Cordelia got. Harmony Kendall, executive producer. I think I'll celebrate with some blood pudding."