Title: Where No Man...
Fandom: BtVS/StarTrek
Characters: Kirk/Spock
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is my lord and master, as is Gene.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Slayers turn up in the most unexpected places!



“Spock, you’re joking! A vampire? Pigs might fly!”

The eyebrow scrolled up. “How is the flight ability of a porcine mammal relevant to the nature of your attacker, Captain?”

“But… vampires?”

“Captain, you are, or were, missing 1.46 litres of blood after the attack. If Lieutenant Uhura had not intervened I am not certain any of us would have survived. He was a formidable opponent. Far stronger than myself.”

“Now I remember. She staked him! He turned into dust!”

“Indeed, Captain. The Lieutenant demonstrated fighting skills and strength far beyond those she is recorded as having. It is quite… fascinating.”