Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be, no matter how much I wish it were so!
Major Samantha Carter stalked through the corridors of Stargate Command, not even noticing the personnel scrambling out of her way ahead of her.
The latest mission had turned out fine, but during the course of it the members of SG-1 had managed to become infected (yet again) with a local virus. Before they had managed to be cured, Jack had kissed her -and she had kissed him back most enthusiastically!
That wasn't the problem; the problem was afterward. Jack had (yet again) gone back to behaving exactly as he always had. Grrr. If that jerk would show even the slightest encouragement when NOT under some alien influence Sam would happily put in for a transfer. One that would let her remain with SGC, but not be in his direct chain of command so that the regs would be happy; then they could see if there was something there or not!
Upon reaching her office Sam slammed the door shut behind her so hard that it bounced back open and stomped over to her desk. She threw herself into her desk chair and stared at the ceiling.
"Oooh, that man! I just wish..." Sam didn't notice that the universe seemed to pause, or that there was a blond woman standing just outside her door with an expectant expression on her face. "I wish that he..."
The woman outside looked bored and made "hurry up" gestures.
An evil grin curled Sam's lips. "I wish that every time he tried to watch an episode of the Simpson's or tried to play a video game he would only see an educational program; preferably science based!" She slapped her desk in triumph at the idea, pulled herself together and went back to her latest experiment.
A puzzled frown crossed Anya's face...that was it? Where was the blood? The guts? The dismemberment? She shrugged; oh well, not her problem. "Wish granted."
Later, an anguished cry of despair could be heard echoing through the complex - "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"