Disclaimer: Not mine
It had seemed logical at the time. They had needed something that had a really big bang. This hadn’t taken Willow too much work to find at all. There was a very obvious place in America. What else would they store in an Ex-abandoned nuclear missile silo? It had more security than the pentagon. Wills hadn’t even been able to get into the internal network and the external had been a load of hogwash.
They’d sent Xander. He had this nifty eye willow had spelled ages ago so he didn’t look as conspicuous. He was the only one how could pull it of. All the others were female and sexy and in a base presumably full of men that was conspicuous. Except Andrew, that was why he also had a gun pointed at him. Actually he was the only reason they had a guns pointed at them.
“Oh, my, GOD, look at that Xander!” had given them some problems. They had even bluffed it until they got into a conference room to talk to the apparent general. There had been this big shiny ring with water in it, then people walked out of it. Andrew had fainted. Dead givaway.
Xander blinked a few times and turned an accusing look at the general, “This so isn’t a missile silo.”