: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.Fandoms:
: References a pairing not yet revealed in the original story, Xander/Ziva Author's Note
: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for another story. It's my take on what would happen if Abby became a Slayer. This chapter doesn't exactly fit in with the other stories in terms of continuity, but it's the same general series of events.Additional Characters
: Vi (a Slayer from BtVS; originally I used Amanda, but since some sources claim she died, while many are confused, I replaced her with Vi.
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As they left the park, the NCIS agents were fairly stunned. Sure, they'd seen vampires and witnessed Abby and Vi's fighting prowess. But seeing them hack off the limbs of a couple of Polgara demons was something else. Instead of discussing the events in the open, Xander quickly directed the group to the various cars with the promise that they'd have a long talk at the Slayer house. Xander drove Ziva, Tony, and Vi back to the house in Tony's car, while Abby drove the Slay!Mobile with Ducky and McGee. Suppressing a grin, Xander had directed Gibbs to his car, where his guide to the slayer house would give him directions.
When the assorted groups arrived at the brownstone that housed the Washington Branch of the Watcher's Council, the NCIS group went inside, led by Vi. Abby and Xander stood on the front steps, waiting for Gibbs. A few minutes later, Gibbs' car squealed to a stop. The grey-haired marine slammed his car door shut behind him, leaving his passenger pale-faced and confused. As Abby and Xander watched Gibbs storm inside the building, cursing, they dissolved into giggles.
"That was mean, Xander," Abby snickered. Xander grinned.
"I know, but Gibbs is such an easy mark."
"Well just don't tell him you did it to annoy him on purpose," she said. "I don't want my Watcher dead. What do you think they talked about, anyways?"
Xander shrugged. "No idea. Probably most babbling about movies with Marines, or maybe one of those war video games."
They grinned as they heard the car door open, then slam shut.
"Guys, he threatened to lock me in the morgue. Tell him he's not allowed to do that," Andrew whined. Vi opened the front door and stuck her head out.
"Hey guys, do we have an bourbon? Gibbs says he needs a drink." Abby and Xander looked at each other and started giggling again.