Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize. The characters are all Joss's, the song is from 'Snow White and the even Dwarves.'
Time-Frame: Takes place a few years post-Season Seven, obviously this is AU, as certain characters are alive when they shouldn't be, and certain completely un-canon relationships are portrayed in this fic.☺☺☺
Just whistle while you work
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place
So hum a merry tune
It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace
And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom is someone that you love
And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune
"What on earth are you whistling?"
Buffy flushed, "Nothing."
"No really, what are you whistling?" Giles prodded.
The Slayer fiddled with the stake she had been whittling before muttering, "Andrew got a hold of my iPod and made me a Slay-mix…"
"Yes," Giles prodded, curiosity aroused by his Slayer's reluctance, "And you were humming… what?"
The blonde muttered something incoherently.
"What was that?"
"I said I was humming 'Whistle While You Work!'" She huffed, beating a hasty retreat.
"Buffy what the hell is that?" Faith bit out as she ducked the punch heading her way.
The older Slayer rolled and leapt up, staking the vampire that had almost landed a kick, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"The new mix? You're usually all bass and drums, what's this sugary shit you're listening to?" Faith drop-kicked a slavering vamp over the balcony into the furnace the vamps had been intending to use to call a demon.
"What do you mean?"
The brunette Slayer fought her way through the demons that were surrounding Buffy and found herself back-to-back with the original Chosen One. "You, you're whistling some Disney shit and it's throwin' off my game!"
Buffy's face was flushed, though it was difficult to tell under all the vamp-dust, "Andrew reprogrammed my Slay-mix." She pointed to the iPod shuffle clipped to her jacket as she and Faith circled to keep the vamp-demon mix in view.
"And? What the hell are you whistling? 'Cause it's stuck in MY head now!"
"'Whistle While You Work.'"
Faith groaned as she staked two vamps simultaneously, "It really IS some Disney shit? Oh, Andrew is SO dead!"☺☺☺☺☺☺
A few days earlier…
Dawn giggled furiously as she leant over Spike's shoulder, watching as he downloaded a new song into the middle of Buffy's Slay-mix.
"You're evil!" She choked out as Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 'Whistle While You Work' played through the computer's mini-speakers.
The peroxide-blonde smirked, "'Course I am, niblet, I'm the Big Bad, aren't I?"
Dawn schooled her face to hide her laughter, "Sorry Spike, I don't think that a 'Big Evil' would fight via Disney!"
He growled and grabbed her down onto his lap, nuzzling her neck, "So now I'm not 'Big Evil?'" He nipped at her neck gently, "S'not what you were sayin' last night!"
"You're bad," Dawn murmured, "You're the biggest bad in all the land…"
Spike shoved her off his lap and turned back to the computer, "You bet your big blue eyes!"
Dawn rolled her eyes as she went to the door, "You know what Buffy's gonna do to you when she finds out what you did?"
"Thank me for lightening up her day?"
The former Key shook her head with a smile, "No, she'll stake you, and THEN who'll be my Big Bad?" She pretended to consider that for a moment, "Hmm, Angel says Conner's been bored, all by his lonesome at college…"
Spike was up and away from the screen in a flash, grabbing Dawn about the waist and slinging her over his shoulder. "You're not dating the poof's son, not over my dead body!"
She laughed, enjoying her view of Spike's butt as he walked into their bedroom, "It'd be over your gray dust, hon. You're already dead!"
"I'm the Big Bad, luv, no poncy little git's gon' take you 'way from me," he began to hum as he divested her of her clothing.
She looked at him in exasperation, "What are you doing?"
He smirked at her, "Whistling while I work, is this gonna be a problem?" His fingers traced down the side of her neck to run along her collarbone.
"No," Dawn moaned as his fingers dipped lower, "Not a problem at all…"☺☺☺☺☺☺
Author's Note: Yes, this is stupid, but it's what my muse insisted on when I did the Challenge. Consider it a Crack!Fic… Reviews are, as always, much appreciated…
PS: If anyone would like to make me a very happy camper, PLEASE contribute to the madness and write your own Disney Song fic!!! Check out Challenge 2345!!!