1. Rather Strange, Even for Me

Strange Chaps Potpourri

This will be a series of one-shot drabbles and short fics that exist in the Strange Chaps with Bad Teeth universe. Currently the universe is Buffy/Doctor Who, but other crossovers may develop in the future. Enjoy!

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Title: Rather Strange, Even for Me (1/1)

Disclaimers: The usual. I don’t own anything from Buffy or Doctor Who. Nothing. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

Authors Note: My first Strange Chaps drabble, featuring the Brigadier and Xander. It’s a little exercise to keep the creative juices flowing. There is more Strrange Chaps with Bad Teeth coming. I give a hearty thanks to everyone who has reviewed, recommended and read. I appreciate it.

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“Mr. Harris, although your Slayers are physically powerful, they lack discipline. They are unfocused, prone to theatrics, and ultra competitive.

“That being said, they are also quick on their feet, highly adaptable, and quite deadly. A credit to you, Faith, and the others.”

“The girls didn’t know there were ghouls infesting the mall, Brigadier.”

“Undoubtedly. But do you know how disconcerting it is to direct a battle sitting upon a mall bench? Bags from the Gap and Hot Topic piled around you. Sodas and half-eaten pretzels hidden away as ghouls try to eat your charges.

“Rather strange, even for me.”

-fin-