Disclaimer: Remus and Tonks, in all their cute canon-ny goodness, belong to JKR. Monty Python and the Holy Grail belongs to...erm...someone else.
Note: I swear the llamas are not just some twisted addition of my own. They're there, somewhere in the In Credits, though they might not be producers...hey, if I don't know, then Tonks certainly doesn't!
“What is your name!”
“Nymphadora, what are you talking about?”
“It's Tonks, Remus, and you know it! And it's from this great muggle movie my dad showed me. It's like King Arthur, only it was produced by llamas or something.”
“Right, so anyways, all you have to do is answer my questions.”
“You're not giving this up, are you?"
"Fine. Remus Lupin.”
“What is your quest!”
“To rid the world of evil, and develop my own line of hair care products.”
“Really? Well, I'm sure you and Lockhart will have plenty to talk about in intensive care tomorrow.”
“Okay, I get it. Er...just the first part, I guess.”
“You are just too cute, Remus. Alright. What is your favorite color!”
“Your favorite color. Really, that's the next line!”
“That's just ridiculous.”
“Fine, blue then.”
“Nymp—Tonks, did you just set this whole thing up just for that?”
“What, you said you liked blue. You never give me input for new hair colors when I ask for your advice, so I had to be creative. Doesn't it look smashing on me?”
“It does at that, luv. Quite smashing.”