Tip 1: Bring Flowers
Disclaimer: Okay, Xander is Joss's Zeppo, and Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn belong to...erm...whomever owns Batman...
Note: Thanks to amusewithaview for the suggestion that I do this series, as well as suggestions for some dangerous women!
Note- the sequel: Erm...This is gonna take a few days, mostly because it's the middle of the school week, and I have very important collegial studying/napping to do, so I'll try really hard to get this stuff out soon!
"So, what you're saying is you broke into my apartment and kidnapped me, just so I could take her out to dinner? Why?!"
"I refuse to have my friend moon over that clown any longer."
"You know, I'm sorta a clown myself sometimes.”
“Believe me, you're an improvement.”
“Uh-huh...Well, why not? Can you untie—um, un-vine me now?”
Insane giggling drew Xander's attention from the red-head to a girl in a strange outfit and mask. Looking up to where he hung, she giggled again.
“Ooh, he's cute, Red.”
“All yours, Harley.”
The girl smirked.