Stop: Hammertime!

Unfortunately I happened across an excellent book entitled "The Ode Less Travelled", by Stephen Fry, whilst on vacation this week. This means not only is this story resurrected, but it's now even got proper anapestic tetrameter*



None had seen Thor stutter and stammer,
'till he learned Buffy had stolen his hammer;
he had called Olaf a name
that caused blushes in shame,
and created disturbance and clamour.



Thor demanded the hammer's return,
Giving Stargate command much concern;
for the slayer maintained
that her claim still remained,
neither one about to about turn.



While the Slayer stared in to her coffee,
the Asguard became increasingly stroppy;
there was shock and surprise
when help came, not from allies:
the replicators replicated a copy!




*occasionally.