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Summary: Some pick-up lines should never be used. Ever.

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Must Be Under Alien Influence

Title:Must Be Under Alien Influence
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I don't own the Stargate or Buffy universes or anything in them.


The moment he got into the mountain he was going to see Janet. Have her do a full scan; altered brainwaves, nanites, nasty little germs, the works. It was probably more than one thing too.

He most definitely had must have been under an alien influence to have done that.

It was bad enough that he had actually went to a club.. He never went to clubs! He rarely went out at all unless it was to go to a party at one of his teammates' houses or to O'Malleys went they weren't banned. Sure he went to a few symposiums and lectures but not often since he had dropped off the academic radar but he most certainly did not go to clubs..

Yet he had ended up in a club last night hence his imminent checkup.

Not only he had he been in a club but he had started talking to a brunette girl way to young for him. Alien influence. Actually it might have been the NID because the girl's eyes hadn't glazed when he had started talking about archeology and had more than a passing familiarity with dead languages.

The one thing he couldn't figure out was why whatever had been controlling him had forced him to say that as an archaeologist he was full qualified to rock her world. She had certainly left quickly enough after that.

Actually if he went to Janet he would have to explain why he actually wanted to be examined. Upon further analyze he was going to chalk the whole thing up to a momentary case of bad judgment followed by to much alcohol and hope no one ever found out.


In case you didn't realize it the girl was Dawn. Once again I apologize for actually having the gall to post this.

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