Disclaimer: I own nothing. But I have it in vast supplies so I’m willing to share.

Author’s note: I don’t watch House often but this plot bunny sprang into my mind, kidnapped my muse and held her hostage until I agreed to write and post this. I’m sorry you had to suffer for her safety.

Kidnapped For the Betterment of All Mankind

By: Test

Although he would never admit it, perhaps not even to himself, House had to admire his captors. The obvious skill with which his abduction had been planned, the shear abundance of resources that had been tapped, and of course the absolute ruthlessness of the scheme all led him to suspect a conspiracy of very talented people. People who apparently had quite a grudge against him.

The last thing he remembered was drinking his coffee while working in his office. He had begun to feel dizzy and then suddenly blacked out. The next thing he knew he was waking up in a locked room.

The fact that they managed to drug him without causing any serious interactions with the Vicodin led him to suspect that there was at least one doctor involved. In addition there was the fact that the room looked like what would be found in one of the less used sections of the hospital. The only difference was that this room had no furniture aside from a shelf attached to one wall and had been wired with a closed circuit camera. He could only assume that the people he had been captured by were observing the proceedings.

Further narrowing down the list of suspects was the fact that only his team and Wilson had spent any time in his office since he had made a fresh pot of coffee. Also one had to take into account that only Cuddy could have authorized the installation of the camera. Yes indeed, this appeared to be an inside job.

In reality though the drugging, capture, transport, creation of a holding cell, and the imprisonment weren’t all that impressive. Sure it was all cold, calculated and ruthless but it lacked imagination. No, the real pièce de résistance was filling the room with puppies.