BtVs by Joss Whedon/M.E. - Star Wars by George Lucas and his various companies.

My first 100-word Drabble.

Last three words taken from "Fire Water Burn" by the Bloodhound Gang. If I hadn't heard that song, I wouldn't have written this fic.


"Dawn... When I offered to show you the world, I meant Earth. Not Ptui."

"Tatooine. Not my idea either, Buffy, but we need to keep following this trail without attract-."

"How dare you walk in front of me! I'll - Owiieeeee!"

"Well, let's hope the timeline wasn't counting on that having kids... Wow! There's Han Solo!"

"Ugh. He's drunk!"


"Hey, that was some brawl. Where'd you girls learn to fight like that?"

"A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."

"Ha! That's a good line. Here's a better one... How would you ladies like to stroke my wookiee?"