Inconceivable!

I own naught.

Crossover: AtS / The Princess Bride

Pairing: Angelus / Buttercup

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He knew her patterns like the back of his daylight-deprived hand.

It was rare to see her in town with her foolish parents and rarer still to see her in the tavern. He stared at her over his tankard of ale. Her hair shown golden in the light of the flickering fire, her eyes were the same clear blue of the sunny autumn sky he had not seen in almost sixty years... She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Now, if he could just get rid of that ponce of a farm-boy she was in love with…

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A/N: dedicated to Jedibuttercup, her username gave me the inspiration for this ficlet series!