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“Buffy! Willow! Xander!” Dawn’s scream rang through the entire Slayer’s Headquarters. Buffy, Willow, and Xander all dropped what they were doing and raced to the kitchen were the scream had originated from.
Buffy had an axe, “What do I need to slay?”
Xander had a hammer, “Where’s the bad?”
Willow’s hands crackled with power, “What’s wrong?”
They all lowered their weapons as Dawn trembling with rage pointed at a girl sitting at the table. She waved at them. The girl was Dawn’s age just as skinny with long blond hair. Only Buffy heard her mumble, “Now ain’t this something that should have happened to Danny.”
“You guys said you liked him. You said he was okay for crying out loud!” Dawn nearly yelled. The girl smiled at the last bit of Dawn’s tirade.
Xander’s eye opened wide, “Jon?”
The girl grinned, “The one and only cloned.”
Willow signed, “I really need to keep better taps on that potion.”
Dawn pointed in Buffy’s direction, “Just because he’s a girl doesn’t mean anything. I’ll pull a Willow, I’ll go gay.” Jon’s and Buffy’s mouths both dropped open.
“Wait a minute here.” Jon said standing up, “Does that mean I’m not turning back?”
Suddenly Dawn smiled widely, “Not till tomorrow.”
Jon smiled as well, “Suddenly I feel all teenaged and new. I think we need to get out of here don’t you Dawn?”
“Definitely.” They raced away before any of the scoobies could stop them.
“How the hell did he get girlified?” Xander asked.
A boy stepped out from a closet, “Damn I thought that would be a lot more interesting. But Jonny boy sure makes one cute girl.”
Buffy glared at the boy and hefted her axe, “Connor I believe I would like to spar won’t you join me?”
Connor dropped his head, “Oh shit.”
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Fandom: Stargate