Disclaimer: Not mine
A/N: Short drabble for the FFA
“Why are you such a butthead?” Willow shouted, she didn’t like him, not at all. Most people whose lives she saved were grateful; they didn’t act like complete assholes or accuse her of trying to mug them.
Gregory House looked at the young woman in front of him and smirked, “Because I can be, because life isn’t what I wanted it to be. Anything else you want to know?”
Willow threw her hands up, “I just saved your life and you can’t even say thank you, how heartless are you?”
“I don’t know, it comes naturally, imagine how I’d be if I tried?”
Willow started to laugh, “I should have let them feed on you first, you’d probably be nicer suffering from blood loss.” She crossed her arms and looked up at the doctor, “I should turn you into a rat.”
“Go ahead; it might even make my day a little better.” He started walking off, “Are you coming?”
Willow looked as the man walked over to his bike, “Coming where?”
House got on the bike, pulling on his helmet, “I’m going to buy you a drink, since you saved my life from a deformed guy who turned to dust. Who knows I might get you drunk and take you home with me?”
Willow looked at the doctor, he was rude, and arrogant, but she decided it was better than visiting Andrew. Willow walked to the bike and climbed on; she put her arms around his torso and held on.
Before he drove off House turned to Willow and smiled, “So you must want to go home with me?”
“I’d rather go home with a parolee.”
House just shrugged and drove off, it was better than going home and masturbating.