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10 Things Faith Never Had In Common With Buffy

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This story is No. 5 in the series "Nope, Never Gonna Happen.". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Our two favorite Slayers met up in season three as totally different people with polar opposite world-views. What if Faith had had some of the same things that Buffy always took for granted?

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Multiple Crossings > Faith-Centered > Ficlet CollectionsamusewithaviewFR13104,22004019,04810 Jul 0717 Jul 07Yes

Kinda Twitchy

I own none of the characters or crossings you shall see in the following ten chapters.

Crossing: Scrubs

Faith never had someone to joke with.


JD felt his jaw dropping like some cheezy cartoon… gosh he loved those cartoons where the Road-Runner always beat up Wile E. and - but that wasn't important. The hot chick in the janitor outfit was important!

"Hello, new to the hospital?"

She smiled, pretty smile, "Why yes, yes I am! My name's Faith, and you are?"

"You can call me JD."

Her brows crinkled into a frown and she studied him up and down, circling him until he felt like an antelope on a nature special. She stopped in front of him, balancing her chin and hands on the end of a mop, "I've been warned about you."

"Really? By who?" JD asked, thinking: 'Please not by Janitor Guy, please not by Janit -"

"By me," came the tell-tale creepy voice of the ever-lurking janitor. JD spun to keep the strange man in his sights while Janitor Guy circled him - much as Faith had done - before joining her in studying him. Their poses were eerily similar as they frowned at him in prolonged silence.

Eventually the poor resident couldn't take it anymore, "Well, it was nice meeting you Faith." He gave a short nod to them both and pasted a big, phony smile on his face before moving to walk past them.

Seconds later he was on the floor belly-up due to a well-placed mop-head.

Both janitors bent and peered down at the stunned JD.

Faith frowned at him, "You were right, he is kinda twitchy."

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