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Buffy frowned. "So let me get this straight. I have to eat all the mushrooms and flowers I can find..."
"Especially green-a mushrooms, they give-a you an extra life."
"Already got a few of those, thanks... are these, uh, magic mushrooms?"
"No, is-a perfectly natural."
"Uh-huh. And this will make me double in size and shoot fireballs?"
The small plumber nodded enthusiastically.
"Why would I wanna do that?"
"To defeat-a the flying-a maneating-a turtles."
"Flying... maneating... turtles
"And save-a the beautiful princess!"
"Look, no offense, Fabio -"
"...Mario, but this is the weirdest hell dimension I've ever been to."
Buffy is the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Mario is the property of the Nintendo corporation, I suppose. May I be eaten by Koopas if I ever try to make money off this.