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Summary: From the mouth of one hell, to the mouth of another, Springs Captain Jack Sparrow. With the Pearl some day to follow.

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Movies > Pirates of the CaribbeancwolfFR131302051,06422 Jul 0722 Jul 07No
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Pirates Of the Carribean

(post Dead Mans Chest)

Snyder grimaced as he walked into the students restroom. The teachers' restrooms were being worked on by plumbers. So he had to share with the students.

Which brought no end of irritation to him.

He pushed open the door to one of the stalls and went in.

"Thank goodness it's quiet." He grumbled as he composed himself. As he started to sit down, something stabbed up into his right cheek.

Snyder screamed and shot up and into the door of the stall. He slumped to the ground in a faint. Pieces of the toilet were scattered all over behind him. With water spewing every which way. In the center of it all sat a strange man holding a sword.

He looked around, then looked at the unconcious principal.

"Well this is an interesting predicament." He said with a slight drunken drawl.

It was a relatively quiet day at Sunnydale High.

Xander sighed as he walked through the hallway on his way to the library. In between Cordelia sniping at him and Snyder yelling at him, it'd been one interesting day to say the least. Add in the fact that Willow and Oz were spending more time together...

Xander shook his head.

Then he paused in shock as he heard a scream coming from the boys restroom.

"Figures." Xander groaned. "Couldn't leave things as they were could you?" He asked as he looked up toward the ceiling.

As he started to walk in, a strange man with a sword walked out.

"Excuse me." The man said as he looked at Xander. "Could you tell me where I am."

Then they both looked down as a sodden roll of toilet paper floated by them in a big puddle of water.

(I have no idea yet where I'm going with this.)

The End?

You have reached the end of "Long Leaps and Wrong Turns" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 22 Jul 07.

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