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Summary: Katie Bell and quidditch practice almost deprived Buffy of Oliver smoochies. Oh noes! Entry at btvs_hp, for HP/BTVS/ANGEL kissing meme.

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Harry Potter > Buffy-Centered > Pairing: Oliver WoodDemongirlFR151349011,42222 Jul 0722 Jul 07Yes
Title: Ways To Punish Katie Bell
Author: Demongirl
Disclaimer: All things Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Harry Potter belong to their respective owners.

There was a reason Oliver Wood usually was never called by anyone to go to Quidditch practice. There was a reason no one wanted to call him to Quidditch practice.

Katie Bell was going to pay. Dearly, painfully, slowly, and in all kinds of other horrible ways. She was going to have her broom broken violently, and deposited in different areas of the Forbidden Forest. Her lovely Puddlemere United poster was going to be ripped to shreds. Her straight, brown hair dyed purple, permanently. Her nails, so manicured, would be hexed to make sure they never stopped growing. Her-

Suddenly tongues were entwining, hands were roaming over heated bodies that were so close, eyes were shut, occasionally opening to catch a flash of green, a spark of blue, and the dance began, all over again.

Katie Bell had not succeeded in depriving Buffy of Oliver Wood smoochies, by means of that evil thing called Quidditch practice.

"Ouch!" Buffy moved away, albeit reluctantly.

Oliver's response was slow, almost drugged by the heady kisses, but the removal of the soft lips pressed against his forced him to take action.


"Your broom's been poking me for the past few minutes, damnit, Oli!" Still, she should have known better than to makeout with her boyfriend after stealing him from Quidditch practice.

"Not my broom, sweetheart," he snuck his arms around her slim waist, as a blush sneaked its way across his face, and brushed his nose against hers in a tender Eskimo kiss.

"Oh. In that case, that's okay," and she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled his head to hers, again, cheeky grin in place.

Suddenly another voice, foreign to the room that had as of yet only heard Oliver's whispering and Buffy's whimpering, rang out in the darkness.

"Oliver! Come on! We can't continue Quidditch practice without the bloody captain! Buffy can wait, Fred and George are threatening to shove a bludger up yo-"

Katie Bell was going to pay.


Read and Review, please, I'm awfully unsure about this one. I need to change it, somehow.

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