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Summary: A bunch of random ficlets. I do not believe they are connected.

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Multiple Crossings > General > Ficlet Collections - OtherBitchFromHELLFR1391,236011,29226 Aug 0728 Aug 07No

For The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than

Disclaimer: I don’t own it someone else owns the Harry Potter, BtVS and SGA I just messed with them.

"PMS its dynamite PMS it'll win the fight."

Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood and Vi Jones, one of Dawns slayers, were standing on a make-shift stage in the middle of the great hall belting out P.M.S. to the T.N.T. song and generally making fools of themselves but nobody cared. Voldemort died and Harry just could not stop laughing.

and this is why:

Everyone even Voldemort cringed as not one, not two, but three females entered the room, Hermione Granger started yelling her heart out, effectively cutting off Voldemort's raving monologue. Meanwhile Luna Lovegood started throwing some of the most exotic spells she could think of and the effects were making several hardened Aurors faint which by Luna's reaction was not the desired affect. While that very distracting display was happening Vi Jones advanced on Voldemort, Harry at her side, intent on causing some serious physical damage, unfortunately Voldemort, seeing them approach, chose that moment to die of a heart attack ruining the whole plan. Harry left to deal with three teens chose the only logical thing to do and broke down into hysterical laughter. it was later determined that Voldemort had died through excessive use of the Female Death Ray Glare. All and all it was a very successful day for the female population.

The End?

You have reached the end of "Randomness" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 28 Aug 07.

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