I don't own Supernatural or Buffy. No money being made. Setting:
Doesn't really matter.Author's note:
This is dedicated to Ava
Covered in sweat, Dean looked at the small blond trapped between his arms. He licked his lips and caught his breath as rolled off the woman. He settled in the bed next to her and listened to his heartbeat slow down. With his patented smirk in place he raised his arms above his head and laced his fingers behind his head. "I hope you enjoyed your ride. If you're lucky you can get a return trip in the morning."
The blond's head snapped around. "Wait a minute! That's it?" she spat.
Dean closed his eyes and continued smiling. "What a minx. Usually the ladies are speechless when I'm done with them."
"It only lasted 30 seconds! The 'ladies' are probably shocked that such a hunk like you has the lasting power of one of Clem's kittens."
Dean's eyes flew open in shock. "Who the hell is Clem and why are you having sex with kittens?"
"That was a metaphone you idiot. I don't know what
I saw in you at the bar. I bet you don't even know my name!"
Dean looked scared for a second before a look of triumph came into his eyes. "It's Buffy!" he yelled. "And I know what I saw in you when we met," he said in a softer voice as he rolled onto his side to face her. "I walked into the bar and couldn't help but be drawn to you. The first thing I noticed were your shining blue eyes..."
"My eyes are green you jerk!" Buffy yelled as she jumped out of the bed. "This is just the icing on the cake! Angel, Riley, Parker...after all my bad luck with men you're finally made me realize something."
Dean stared at Buffy's naked breasts as she spoke. The anger in her voice making them quiver with each word.
"I'm a lesbian. And for the record, my face is up here!"
"Not again!" Dean whispered to himself as he sat up. "Please! I can't take any more women I've had sex with turning gay. Give me a another chance. I've been reading a book on Tantric sex! What can I do?" Dean pleaded.
Buffy pulled her clothes back on and turned her back on Dean as she walked out of the room. The last thing Dean heard was Buffy's cell phone dialing and her voice as it faded down the hall. "I need to speak to Willow right away."