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“These are our new passengers, Spike and Drusilla.” Mal announced. “Jayne, watch them.” Mal hissed.

…

“The stars are singing and the little people in their shiny little boats are screaming. Can you hear them? The monsters want to play. Can we play with them?” Drusilla leans towards Jayne.

“Uh…”

“Come on, pet. The man doesn’t want to play with you.” Spike tries to lead Drusilla away.

“The ape needs more training. I never had an ape. Can we train him?”

…

“Ah hell, Mal. Why’d ya have to pick up another gorram moonbrain? We just got rid of the last one.”