Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Stargate SG-1. This is written in fun, please don't sue?



Hank Summers swallows convulsively, unsure of the reception he’s likely to get from his estranged daughters when the car he’s riding in finally reaches its destination.

O’Neill can see the nervousness of the man next to him and tells him, “Hey, they’ll forgive you. Once they know the truth, you’ll be a family again.” Still wondering how the hell two young women in Cleveland rated knowing about the biggest secret the U.S. government has ever had. It still grated that the President had decided he didn't need to know.

Hank shakes his head and clenches his hands into fists in his lap, “Only if they believe me. Be honest, Colonel. If you didn’t have the experience that you do, hadn’t seen everything you and your team have, would you believe your father deserted you in your greatest time of need because he was taken as a host by an intergalactic snake?”

Sighing, “Not a snowball’s chance in hell I’d believe a word of it, but hey, that’s why we brought things for show and tell time. Don’t worry!”

The car stops and the two men get out, walk up the steps and ring the doorbell.

Glancing around, “This place is huge. What kind of school did they say it was again?”