Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Buffy the Vampire Slayer
or Harry Potter
. They belong to Joss Whedon and J.K. Rowling.
Note: Just a fun something to get me doing some writing. Not my best but that's okay. This is very obviously AU since the Buffybot is still intact and obsessed with sex and Spike. Credit for the headline idea goes to Raven - though I didn't use the one you gave me since I closed the IM before copying it, I did use something close to it. Hopefully you enjoy and feedback's always welcome!
Smiling brightly, the young woman nodded as she stared at the woman. “Yes, I kill vampires.”
Rita nodded, eyes sharp as she stared at the Slayer. “And is it true you’ve had a relationship with a vampire?”
Her smile widened. “Yes, Spike and I are in a relationship. The sex is fantastic!”
Rita sputtered. “Spike?” She’d heard the vampire had been Angel. This was new. “What about Angel?”
“Sex with Angel isn’t as much fun. His hair sticks up, you know.” She paused. “But Spike has washboard abs.”
“I see.” She blinked. “And have you been sleeping with Spike long?”
Another bright smile. “Oh, I don’t sleep when I’m with Spike. We just have sex.”
Really, what more could she say to that? Rita looked over what she had so far and decided that this was going to be her most interesting column this month.~*~*~
Spike rolled his eyes as he saw the small picture in the top corner of The Daily Prophet advertising Rita Skeeter’s latest monthly theme for her column. This month it was about heroes that wizards didn’t know about and their personal lives. He snorted as his blood finished heating up.
“This should be entertaining,” he muttered, grabbing his blood and settling in at the table. He took a drink as he flipped to the page and promptly choked at the headline. Muggle Slayer: Complete Airhead Or Suffering From Too Much Vamp Loving?
Well, at least now he knew where the bot had disappeared to a few weeks ago.