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Summary: Albus Dumbledore is having a very difficult time getting a DADA professor to even stay the full term anymore.

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How to Choose?

Title: Five and a Half DADA Professors Dumbledore Almost Chose
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimers: JK owns all things Potterverse. Joss owns all things Buffyverse. Kripke owns all things SPN, Kenyon owns DH, Kenner owns her demon hunter, RTD owns DW and TW, ABC owns Grey’s.
Spoilers: HBP, season 7
Summary: Albus Dumbledore is having a very difficult time getting a DADA professor to even stay the full term anymore.
Words: 132
Part Summary: Who ever will he choose now?
A/N: Okay, so I thought this was a funny idea.

Five and a Half DADA Professors Dumbledore Almost Chose

How to Choose?




After the last five years of drifting between partial and total incompetence and competence of his Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, Albus Dumbledore found himself in a particularly odd situation. He’d completely exhausted the Wizarding World’s local job applicants. No one - well, nearly no one - wanted the position. It was dangerous, and none of their previous professors had left Hogwarts hallowed halls unscathed in some way.



Death, severe memory loss, emotional scarring, mental and physical scarring from a prolonged imprisonment, and a severe case of what-goes-around-comes-around-itis plagued the former professors in the DADA position. He was just going to have to open a new barrel then, wasn’t he? He hurriedly scrawled a note and attached it to Fawkes. The phoenix would know exactly who the letter was intended for.
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