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A New Life

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Summary: Buffy meets Kon, Kon meets the devil...or so he thinks. fic for all

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Anime > BleachSerenityFR71229051,94915 Oct 0715 Oct 07Yes
Disclaimer: I don’t own Bleach or Buffy
A/N: This is supposed to be funny. Anywhere in Bleach, and Post Chosen for Buffy.

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Buffy was walking through the cemetery, twirling her stake, she almost didn’t see the small figure slumped against the headstone. Almost, meaning, she saw the bright ping dress and proceeded to choke.

Leaning down she stared curiously at the small teddy bear, “I wonder what this is doing here?”

She jumped backwards as it started to thrash, “Ahhh! Ichigo!”

Buffy lifted the bear by a flower glued to its ear, “It talks! Ewww!”

The bear struggled against her, “Hey! You can’t treat me like this, I’m Kon, I’m important!”

“Kon? Whatever happened to normal names, like Fuzzy, or Teddy, or Paddington, even Mr. Flufferson, but Kon?”

Kon was screaming, outraged at the treatment.

Buffy smiled and clutched the teddy bear to her chest, ignoring the slightly perverted gaze she felt, “Don’t worry, I’ll save you. It’s kind of what I do, besides, I think Mr. Gordo will like having a friend. The name will have to go. Hmm, maybe William, or…Of course!”

Buffy started to walk back towards home, humming See You In Hell as she went.

Pausing, she smiled down at her new companion, “Welcome to the family…Miss Trixie.”

Kon screamed and flailed, “Help! Rukia, Ichigo! Help, kidnap! Help! She’s crazy!”

Buffy continued on her way, skipping happily.



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