Title: Andrew Shouldn't Make Wishes.
Crossover: Buffy/Stargate Atlantis
Spoilers: Everything from both shows.
Disclaimers: Whedon owns Buffy/SGA owns by MGM
Major John Sheppard turned and snarked at Dr.Rodney McKay on the T.V. As the group of
teenagers and young adults watched the re-run of the popular sci-fi show.
“Stargate Atlantis…is like the best show ever !” Andrew Wells said as he stuffed some popcorn into his mouth.
Many of the newly awakened slayers rolled their eyes at the young Watcher in training. They were all in sitting in the rec room, of the Scottish castle, which was their base of operations at the moment.
“Sheppard’s hot.” said Vi.
Andrew snorted, “Duh! But I like McKay.”
“Really? He’s kind of an asshole.” Faith said stealing a handful of popcorn from Andrew’s bowl.
“Yeah, but he’s smart.” Said Xander from his place sitting on the floor in front of the sofa. “And as everyone knows smart and snarky is hot.”
Andrew sighed sadly, “The snark though has taken on a cruel edge between them.”
Xander rolled his eye, “Well the man did blow up a solar system.”
“Five-sixths!” Vi said throwing some of the popcorn at Xander.
“You and Spike could really show them how true snark should be done.” Dawn said from a corner chair. Spike had show up at the castle a few weeks ago and after the crying and screaming was over and Spike recovered from the black eye Buffy gave the vampire. He told them about Blackthorn and some of his other adventures and the last time he had seen Angel. From the moment Spike and Xander saw each other they picked up snarking at each other from where the left off.
Andrew nodded, “That would be so cool! I wish they could…”
A bright light filled the room as everyone yelled, “ANDREW” at him. When the light cleared they all blinked at foul language coming from the T.V.
Xander slowly sat up and shook his head he could hear Spike cussing up a storm. He looked around and saw a familiar setting, one he saw once a week on one of his favorite T.V. shows. A man with dark over styled hair stood a few feet away holding a gun on him. Xander saw that he and Spike were surrounded by soldiers all wearing the Stargate Atlantis uniform. He turned looking over his shoulder and saw the Stargate and growled, “I’m going to kill Andrew.”
Faith leaned over the sofa arm next to Andrew, “From the look on Xan’s face…and Spike’s language. You better hope they never find their way back from Atlantis.”