Title: First Citizen
Author: Ghost who Walks
Disclaimer: I own none of it.
Note: YAHF, Mostly
March 14Th, 2043 A.D.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
The man living in the West Wing pointed with his remote to the T.V. and turned on the news.
"Some of our top stories tonight:
Terrorist leaders executed. Lindsey MacDonald and Lilah Morgan were caught, tried, and executed yesterday in the Greater United States territory of Scotland by a Department of Homeland Security Slayer Squad. With their deaths it seems that the Wolf, Ram and Hart will no longer be a threat to National Security.
The Soylent Corporation today announced a record level of the harvesting of plankton this month in the South China Sea. As a result a new flavor of Soylent Green will be arriving at your local Super Markets soon, but you better hurry 'Tasty Asian Surprise' Soylent Green will be available only for a limited time.
The Tenth Legion, aka the President's Own, negotiated a peaceful settlement to the transportation strike outside of the capital of the Greater United States Territory of Belize today. The Tenth Legion reported no losses. The Tenth is scheduled to report to Cuba next week for R&R, rest and rearmament. The government is expected to spend up to 25 million bringing the Legion back up to predepolyment levels of men and materials.
Stock of Cyberdyne Systems fell sharply today after the accidental release of a deadly cloud of toxic gasses swept the Greater United States Territory of Gyeongsangnam-do, Korea. Millions are believed dead. A top Cyberdyne official is reported to have said "Oops".
The Pathfinder Project, headed by President Harris' ex-wife, Dr. Willow Rosenberg-Harris, announced a major breakthrough today with the achievement of a stable warp field which lasted several seconds. Remember support Pathfinder Project 'Mankind's destiny is in the stars'.
The investigation of the disappearance of the town of Riverside, Iowa has been concluded by State Security.
President Harris will address a rare joint session of Congress tomorrow. With the repeal of the 22nd amendment to the Constitution earlier this month there is some speculation that the President will announce his decision to run for a third term in office."
President Alexander Harris, soon to be declared President for Life if his plans for tomorrow come to fruition, turned off the T.V. and went to bed.